Alien Fest The Wheelie Bin Revolt
Noah Leg-Room
When the bins rise, only three men stand between Windsor and total compost collapse. Noah’s trying diplomacy, Mr. Angry’s building a flamethrower out of kettle parts, and Major Snark just saw a wheelie bin quote Orwell. Alien Fest: The Wheelie Bin Revolt is Radio Roadhouse UK’s gloriously absurd sci-fi showdown — part War of the Worlds, part council bin audit. Expect chanting bins, Morse code threats, and a pigeon in a helmet. Presented by RBWM, it’s the only invasion where recycling etiquette might save your life.
🚨🚮 ALERT: The bins have had enough! 🚮🚨 When the wheelie bins rise up, only THREE unlikely heroes stand between Windsor & Maidenhead and total compost catastrophe. Meet Noah — the diplomatically challenged negotiator trying to reason with rebellious rubbish. Mr. Angry — who’s constructing a flamethrower from kettle parts (because why NOT?). And Major Snark — who just spotted a wheelie bin quoting Orwell and is questioning everything about reality. Welcome to Alien Fest: The Wheelie Bin Revolt — Radio Roadhouse UK’s gloriously absurd sci-fi showdown. It’s part War of the Worlds, part council bin audit, and all parts hilarious. Expect chanting bins demanding respect, Morse code threats from your garden waste, and yes, a pigeon in a helmet surveying the chaos. 🕊️🪖 Presented by RBWM, this is the ONLY alien invasion where your recycling etiquette might actually save your life. So, rinse those containers, keep your bins happy, and tune in tonight at 10PM exclusively on Radio Roadhouse UK
